> What if a really hot girl farted on you?

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#1 2019-03-14 14:46:29

What if a really hot girl farted on you?

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Tall Bass Turd
#2 2019-03-14 15:01:56

Re: What if a really hot girl farted on you?

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time is the master
#3 2019-03-14 15:04:59

Re: What if a really hot girl farted on you?

is she sitting on my face when this occurs?

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Heekee
#4 2019-03-14 15:13:25

Re: What if a really hot girl farted on you?

I didnt think really hot girls farted

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WithoutFroth
#5 2019-03-14 15:31:25

Re: What if a really hot girl farted on you?

Heekee wrote:

I didnt think really hot girls farted

They fart in their sleep while you're still awake harvesting the carpet for traces of methamphetamine.

Act like you know.


https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. … %20farming

carpet farming
The act of sifting and inspecting through carpet in hopes of finding pieces of meth that you, or someone else dropped.

(Like little seeds you planted in carpet and your picking the crops for harvest). But the seeds are shards, and the crops are still shards plus UFO that look like shards.
After carpet farming for almost three days, i almost have enough shards to smoke!

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#6 2019-03-14 16:03:48

Re: What if a really hot girl farted on you?

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Heekee
#7 2019-03-14 16:32:02

Re: What if a really hot girl farted on you?

WithoutFroth wrote:

They fart in their sleep while you're still awake harvesting the carpet for traces of methamphetamine.

Act like you know.


https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. … %20farming

carpet farming
The act of sifting and inspecting through carpet in hopes of finding pieces of meth that you, or someone else dropped.

(Like little seeds you planted in carpet and your picking the crops for harvest). But the seeds are shards, and the crops are still shards plus UFO that look like shards.
After carpet farming for almost three days, i almost have enough shards to smoke!

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